Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it… — Punkinhead Abhishek
Humans were so preoccupied with love. They were all desperate to form an attachment to one person they could refer to as their other half.… — Alexandra Adornetto
Selfies before bed :P — Unknown Author
I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice. — Nikhil Saluja
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
Cuddling in bed and falling aseelp is probably the bst feelimg in relationshp — Arham
Don't ever leave your garage for a parking spot on the street and don't ever leave your bed for a spot on the couch. — M Walder
Before you wrap up your day and go to bed, forget about those people who make you angry. Remember those who make you smile and… — Nishan Panwar
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja
Red are the rose pedals that lay upon the bed. Warm is the shoulder where you lay your head. Never ending is the love for… — Zach Vowell
I miss you like crazy! Sometimes I would lay on my bed for a long time, thinking about all those MEMORIES and that how much… — Unknown Author
Plenty of men will want to share a bed with you, but the right one will want to share his life with you. — Sonya Parker
I wish I could explain to you how I feel, Bcoz everynight before I go to bed, you are all I think about. — Unknown Author
You make me smile like the sun, fall outta bed Sing like a bird, Dizzy in my head Spin like a record, Crazy on a… — Tamika-leeigh
Gratitude is essential to happiness. Developing a grateful attitude--knowing that every time we arrive somewhere safely, we have something to be happy about; every time… — Unknown Author
Happiness is: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A… — Carissa Aydaa
Be careful that you're not mistaking Love for loneliness. Don't think you are putting someone in your heart, who really just wants to be in… — Rashida Rowe
I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I have a beautiful woman laying in my bed I could be cuddled up to and I'm posting things on here. If that's not proof… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
If I'm ever on my death bed I'd rather be with a crew of young nurses than a team of old doctors. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I wish falling out of the bed was a sport so I could claim to be athletic. — Nikhil Saluja
Pretty sure the bible says not to cheat, steal, murder or get out of bed on the first alarm. — Nikhil Saluja
It's a lovely day for me to finally not leave the bed. — Nikhil Saluja
My alarm is clearly jealous of my relationship I have with my bed — Tash Carter
Just be for a hundred trillion years then when your rested, step right off into where your at now Just getting out of bed for… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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