Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Ok so think of this... Over the summer you will be sleeping, I'll drive to your place and get you coffee if you drink it,… — Amanda
You are the only one I think about. The last thing I think about before I go to bed is YOU and the first thing… — Josephine
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light,… — Ritu Ghatourey
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple… — Nikhil Saluja
A girl works out. The woman works you out. In bed. — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.… — Nikhil Saluja
Playstation Network may have playstation plus and other stuff but the new system called xbox one is tight.While in your bed you can tell it… — Jamario Jackson
I smile at the bitch you fucked in my bed ...yeah I found out, you guys, really don't know what's gonna happen (; — Nikki
Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee. — Unknown Author
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time,… — Danish
Look at what you have before you complain:You have a bed, a roof over you head, clothes on your body and shoes on your feet:Some… — Nishan Panwar
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja
You're less likely to experience a nightmare when sharing bed with someone you trust. — Muniir Zero
I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches. — Jenny Butski
What do I want for my birthday? I think I finally know. I want us to lay in bed together, stare out my window, and… — Unknown Author
I got really leathered, then fell asleep and pissed the bed. I didn't clean it up, because I was in a hotel. -Max George — The Wanted
Getting out of bed without someone noticing is truly difficult. — Crapp
I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark — Muhammad Ali
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. — Unknown Author
My life was complete But now it's not I lost it all, because I fought. She made me alive Now I am dead I'm laying… — Unknown Author
Sometimes I don't know what to do. I'm in over my head. I just want to shut off everything and just lay in my bed. — Tegan

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