Bed Quotes

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At night, before I go to bed, I check on the kids to make sure they're still breathing. But that's easy because my kids snore.… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
I don't think this poptart In bed right before going to sleep is a good idea. But screw it. It tastes good. — Sarah Hyland
Watching Beauty and the Beast eating sliced apples and bananas in bed with my coloring books and crayons by my side. I'm 5. — Sarah Hyland
Read that Asian women were bedroom generals. Some people think that means they're great in bed, but that's not the issue. They're talking about a… — Wesley Snipes
Every man wants a beautiful woman's bed Sharing wants nothing to do with his troubles — Mak_786
LOVE AND LIFE IS NEVER A BED OF ROSES, BOTH HAVE THORNS JUST AS A ROSE.IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL IN LOVE AND IN OUR… — LAVENDER ANN RAJ
Sometimes, the only thing that gets you out of bed in the morning is that special someone who can brighten your day like no other. — Kaoru Shinmon
I'm completely neurotic, totally anxious and high-strung all the time. I sleep for about four hours a night, or day, really. I go to bed… — Taylor Momsen
I went through so many phases in high school that I can't say exactly what my style was. A combination of just rolling out of… — Leighton Meester
I've got two kids, I'm in bed by nine o'clock. — Mark Wahlberg
It's mighty funny that I get a txt saying your tired and going to bed but after saying gn I see your ass online! — Nikkileigh321
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie
And you can not go against them! Oh you idealistic son, tell me one thing - I asked for permission from their parentsBefore you love… — Mak_786
I am really surprised that you're saying: I have forgotten you! You know very well - I can not! Now it is not possibleI'm pregnant… — Mak_786
I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time… — Mandy Moore
My husband's so good at spoiling me. He'll have some special tricks up his sleeve. I'm just saying I hope it involves sleeping-in and hopefully… — Alyson Hannigan
I remember I was in high school and it was very late at night. I was in the middle of watching It's a Wonderful Life… — Jeremy Piven
Bed jackets are really important to me, because I can just throw a different one on every day and it's a completely new outfit. And,… — Nicole Richie
I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like… — Chelsea Handler
Things to do today: 1. Get up 2. Survive 3. Go back to bed — Kollkid

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