Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

I'd rather be lonely staying at my Momma's house than be lonely laying in bed next to you. — Unknown Author
Whatever happens; happens. At the end of the day I'm still going to bed and waking up the next morning just like any other day. — Cooper Bushey
Love is when your counterpart is sleeping and you make them breakfast in bed with a blunt already rolled on the side. — Ephrem Cali Hardin
I lay in my bed that night knowing that when I wake up, nothing would be the same again. Wishing that all of my problems… — Unknown Author
Once again, my alarmclock has ruined the amazing night I had with my bed. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky
I'm just gonna lay down and go to bed, since that's the only thing that gets you the fuck outta my head. — Unknown Author
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for… — John Mayer
Wanna ride jet skis all day come home to bed already made for us. Niggas who's winning like it's the kind of name for us. — Wiz Khalifa
Lil bed ..big dreamer — Unknown Author
First learn look people eyes, reepscting yourself, believe people see see ourselves, see yourself someone confident 's project.here exercise need time before bed picture yourself… — Dolly
In bed, it`s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 7:45. At school it`s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 1:31 — Anonymus
Two hoes in the bed, tell them hoes slide over. Excuse my French, two bitches and moi. — Lil Wayne
Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like, dry humps me on my bed just like old times. — Pauly D
Each night I go to bed praying that tomorrow will be the day I finally get over you. Every morning I wake up terrified that… — Tracy Ambler
*Every Morning* Me: I'm sorry but I really can't stay. Bed: But baby it's so cold outside... — Lamartimothy
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn
When I was younger I used to lie on my bed and look up at a poster of Tyra Banks on my ceiling. She was… — Zac Efron
When I wake up, I always hope that someone who loved me as much as I loved him will be here on my bed with… — OhItsVynn

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