Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

Soooooo Um Tell Me When You Decide To Be A Real Man And Like A Girl For Who She Is Not How Fast You Can… — Unknown Author
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. — MXLOVINNN MI BABII SPYDERRR
Never go to bed angry, Stay awake, plan your Revenge! — Aaraf
You are here because of the man above, he make everything possible no matter how hard the situation is. Be thankful for the life you… — J-Young
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel
Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful.... — Olivia Munn
The most precious moment in life is when you're about to fall in love. You're lying in bed together and he's gazing at you and… — Scarlett Johansson
Id never let any man come before my career. I guess theres some fear inside of me which makes me this way. My music is… — Lady Gaga
You know it was a good night when you wake up and run to your BFF's room like...How did I get in my bed? Did… — Rihanna
When I wake up from the few hours of sleep I do get, I'm getting him ready for the babysitter's house, I'm off to work… — Bristol Palin
Made MY bed this morning. Little things you miss. — Carly Rae Jepsen
Woman In The Streets , But A Freak In The Bed — Deezy Da Dreadhead
As I lay here in my bed , I start to dream that your laying next to me , Listening to your heartbeating , Beating… — Unknown Author
I was a party girl. I started quite late, 24. I was having fun. It wasnt that I couldnt get out of bed in the… — Naomi Campbell
I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months. — Betty White
I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds........ 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...9...9...9...9...9...9 — Don Raj
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on… — Candace Bailey
Fuck that new girl that you like so bad Shes not crazy like me I bet you like that I said fuck that new girl… — Unknown Author
F*ck that new girl that you like so bad. She's not crazy like me I bet you like that. I said f*ck that new girl… — Unknown Author
My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? — Snooki

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