Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

Season 1 episode 4 - Mind Over Murder. (Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame… — Family Guy
Trey Songz boy I will take u 2 my house and we will get the freaky in the bed,okay baby love u!!! — Trey Songz
Bloodshed, I painted the town red. People fled as I put a dread's head to bed. That mean's dead, in other words deceased. Face got… — Kool G Rap
Do you remember lyin' on my bed drinkin' all of that whiskey? — Robben Ford
The flight to long I got a bed on the jet, the guns are drawn and I aint talkin bout a sketch — Lil Wayne
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time. There's something wrong here. There can be no denying one of us is changing or… — Carole King
Silver moon shining on my bed beside my pillow. Light the pathway to bring that man to me. — Regina Belle
In your message you said, you were goin' to bed, but I'm not done with the night. — Norah Jones
Ive got a brother I can trust with a secret and a bed thats kinda lonely without you. — Matt Belsante
Tell the bed not to lay. Like the mouth of a grave. Not to stare up at me. Like a calf on its knees. — Lizz Wright
He made me laugh, he made me cry. He smoked his doggies in bed but I'm all right, I'm all right I've been lonely before. — Madeleine Peyroux
I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in… — Madeleine Peyroux
My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see… — Marion Meadows
Going to bed. Finally. Falling asleep to the new Mothers Anthem record. Yeah you wish you had it! Fuckers. — Danny Worsnop
In winter I get up at night And dress by yellow candle-light. In summer quite the other way I have to go to bed by… — Robert Louis Stevenson
Fell out of bed felenig down. This has brightened my day! — Unknown Author
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me… — Eric Cartman
You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis,… — Unknown Author
But you love me, at least thats what she said. That whole weekend in my bed. — Lil Wayne
It is the sandman children should fear most as you won't find him under the bed and nightmares tear asunder life's only solitary sanctuary for… — Unknown Author

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