Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated. — Unknown Author
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go… — Ogden Nash
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed — Jewish Proverb
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish — English Proverb
If you think you're too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. — Unknown Author
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes — Orson Scott Card
Hit it then I quit it before she even made the bed. — J. Cole
Misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows — William Shakespeare
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets. — Suzanne Heller
I'm learning not to judge a woman by the shit that she wears. Therefore, you shouldnt judge a nigga off of the shit that you… — J. Cole
Shadows on the wall while the candles burning, messin up the bed while you sweating out your perm and making lovefaces. — Trey Songz
Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get… — Cameron Diaz
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed — Geoffrey Gorer
I try to find peace when I wake up in the morning. Sometimes I don't go to bed until 4:00 in the morning because I… — Janelle Monae
I'll make you never wanna leave this world, Why? cause this is twist world. The good life. Sittin in the bed thinkin right to the… — Lil Twist
Ive always been a big defender of [sippin] syrup. Even when [Pimp C] passed, when Screw passed, when Moe passed, I kinda made excuses. I… — Paul Wall
Everybody listen up; come on and get a lil closer, Got two barbies on da bed four barbies on da sofa, I might add her… — Travis Porter
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a… — Kevin Hart
I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off… — Rascal Flatts
Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? — Panic At The Disco

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