Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

I hate hearing kid's swear, I mean nigga you still wetting your bed and playing with doll's and now you swearing oh hell no.. ALL… — Bella
If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv. — Green Monk
What did I do Seriously where are my shoes I don't even know How I got in this room All I know is We had… — Patience
Sought out all the family disputes of the day before going to bed. — Kishore Bansal
When all else fails, go back to bed. Repeat as necessary. — Rock Cowles
Cuddling in bed and fall asleep is probably the best feeling ever in a relationship. — Nylle
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma................ — Green Monk
My love never end with sex , never end in bed , but trust me honey my love keep on increasing when you with me… — Akash Singh
What are you? My Grammar teacher? Stop correcting my Bed speling! — Green Monk
This downtown apartment sure makes me miss home and those bills there on the counter Keep telling me I'm on my own And just like… — Carrie Underwood
When the day is done and runs out of sun, hope it went well (only you can tell). took a wrong and made it right,… — Unknown Author
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed... — Green Monk
Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed. — Green Monk
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter! — Green Monk
The struggle of life is from the time you wake up till you go back to bed. — Jeremy Limn
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses look stupid and… — Green Monk
A strong woman cries herself to sleep at night and still gets out of bed the next morning to get things done. — Sonya Parker
If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning. — Green Monk
Lol. I have gotten so insecure lately. I've gotten to the point where I don't want to go anywhere anymore, not even school. I don't… — Unknown Author

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