Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

If you wear makeup during the day always remove it before you go to bed — Danielle Lobbins
I was at the basketball practise and said to a girl : -Are you for a one-on-one.... She interrupted me... -Yes,of course... I interrupted her...… — Unknown Author
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is… — Unknown Author
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her… — Unknown Author
Hasn't called me in 4 days, but when we hit the bed she obsessed with 4 play. — Mac Miller
Well you know what? Your loss baby, not mine. I poured out my heart to you, and what do you do? You break it. Sorry… — Unknown Author
It's late ... good night friends ... taken a Viagra ... so I don't fall out of bed . — Unknown Author
I just want her back I know imma liar if she ever tries to fuckin leave again imma tie her to the bed and set… — Eminem
When I'm lying in your bed , see the m0ti0ns thr0ugh my head — Silverstein
Every Night-I go to bed praying that tomorrow, I finally get over you . Each Morning- I wake up terrified that today, I finally do — Tracy Ambler
Inspite of all that's happened, I still try and wake up every morning, and go to bed every night feeling blessed just to be alive,… — Unknown Author
I used to sleep hungry in a bed next to roaches. Now I wake up, play a beat and burn a couple roaches. — Unknown Author
Emily: You went upstairs? Why didn't you just crawl into bed with her ask a bedtime story? — The Devil Wears Prada
Life is not a bed of rose.......... — Anika
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: -… — Eleanor Roosevelt
Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English… — Unknown Author
I got jumped last night. my bed tripped me, my cover jumped on my stomach, and my pillow was on my head. I didn't have… — Angel
Vanilla bed sheets, chocolate laid one way. Sprinkle my nuts on top...what a sundae. — Ludacris
When I close my eyes an see your face, i know I wasn't a waste, but when I open my eyes to see an empty… — Unknown Author
We were curled up on my small bed, intertwined as much as it was possible, considering the thick afghan I was swathed in like a… — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

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