"Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive……" — Unknown Author
"Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English book. I tried to go for a run, but got destracted by a squirrel. I tried to help clean the house but ended up fascinated by the mouldy orange juice cartons which lay under my bed. I then tried to revise for a test, which soon elapsed into me writing comebacks at the teachers work comments in my exercise book. I then took a nap. This, however, was successful."
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