Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed! — Kollkid
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you… — Pacifiersucker
Tonight before bed I'm going to read my bible and pray. — Mike Rivera
Whenever I try to study, I always just end up laying on my bed doing some random sh*t. — Gabbie Henderson
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed. — Ashton Kutcher
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their teeth before bed..… — Unknown Author
Some man are just players, they have no intention of keeping you after they bed you. Don't hate the player hate the game. — Drusila T
Do you know that GRAVITY Is stronger at morning? It is proven in the fact, It's so hard to get up from the Bed. — Pacifiersucker
Success is waking up in the morning and bounding out of bed, because there's something out there that you love to do. That you believe… — Pacifiersucker
I guess everybody's got their way of moving on Girl rest your head, one more time in my bed Love me like you loved me… — Luke Bryan
Real women get a call before bed, side chicks get a text, hoes get a smoke signal or pigeon sent over with a note on… — Kiana JWilson
HOPE: Every Night We Go To Bed. We Have No Assurance To Get Up Alive In The next Morning. But Still You Have Plans For… — Pacifiersucker
Im just myself; what you see is what you get. I guess it could be a refreshing surprise, because people see me like, 'Ah, this… — Kat Von D
AT NIGHT I SIT NEAR MY WINDOW LOOK AT THE STARS AND THINK OF WAYS THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT I WISH YOU WERE… — Priscilla Fernandez
I get it, girls, that its cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality… — Reese Witherspoon
I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the theater,… — Ashlee Simpson
Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you this morning, I Will Be Back Soon :) — Muskaan
Do not limit yourself,strive to create diffrent opportunities where you are,remember you can dream diffrent dreams on the same bed.Dont give up,never lose hope in… — Linda
People always think that there has got to be a dark side to everyone, a closet with skeletons, demons under the bed. People think all… — Tom Hanks

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