Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

Can someone please drag me out of bed and make me clean my house so I can see the floor again? THANKS — Justine Ezarik
I need new friends. Not that they suck or anything. Its just that I wake up at 6-7AM every day and thats around the time… — Philip DeFranco
I am messy. Not really really messy, but I'm not as neat as Tia. She's so neat ! When I go in her closet she… — Tamera Mowry
I'm pretty wiped out after a long day, so I usually hit the bed and fall right asleep. I sleep like a rock. Plus, I… — Nick Jonas
Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma… — Unknown Author
Money will buy a bed but not sleep; books but not brains; food but not appetite; finery but not beauty; a house but not a… — Unknown Author
Sometimes the best goal you can set is just to get out of bed every day. If you can succeed at this, then other things… — Unknown Author
I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me. The guy I'm… — Katherine Heigl
Shows his manly men always come to bed with the woman / but do not want to do with the problems of the woman — Mak_786
I paid a 1,000 dollars for my sneakers. Ye told ya, a 100k for a feature. Eee-err Eee-err, sound of the bed. Beat it up,… — 2 Chainz
You know your in love when every thing seem so wonderful when its not, you know your in love when every time you lie at… — Missyrie
I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green, I hope when your in bed with her, you think of me. I… — Kelly Clarkson
I feel the little trickles of the rain drops, tasting the tears of the angels, casting down the sinners and forgiving the saints. I know… — Amanda Day
For Ive been born and Ive been wed. All of mans peril comes of bed. — Unknown Author
The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down. — Othello
That moment when your lying in bed and all the memories you had together run through your mind. — Selena Moreno
The Money Can Buy A Bed But Not A Good Sleep, Food But Not Appetite, Amusement But Not Happiness... — Pacifiersucker
Wife is like rose bud, not on bed. — Yssubramanyam
Damian gets virtually all my time when hes not at school. Unless theres an emergency on, I try not to work between picking him up… — Elizabeth Hurley
When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make… — Ann Romney

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