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Bank Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Never share secrets with bank employees, theyre all tellers.
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- Girls are like the bank, they'll loan you the pussy, just as long as your ass keeps making the monthly payment.
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.
- Whenever I'm bored, I go to a bank, yell FREEZE! and spray people with my water gun.
- Good news guys! I just checked with the bank and I have one fuck left. Any takers?
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- If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed shoes, she'd get the shoes, and then deal with them… — Larry Bird