Balls Quotes

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When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… — Aziz Ansari
Flashing Lights In My Mind Going Back to The Time Playing Games in the Street Kicking Balls with My Feet Theres a Numb in my… — Zayn Malik
Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls. — James Bond
What, cheese balls? — Honey Boo Boo Child
It was a challenge, but it was a good challenge. It was fun. I think just reacting to tennis balls and a man who had… — AnnaSophia Robb
Lick me on my balls its going DOWN — Boosie BadAss
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In… — Sharlene05
I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,… — Louis CK
Kicking a guy in the balls, is basically kick his future childrens in the face. — Jay
Be merry all, be merry all, with holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, to welcome merry Christmas. — William Robert Spencer
Why do people say Grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding. — Betty White
Staying in shape is important to me because when I feel fit and light on my feet, I feel I can get to all the… — Mary Pierce
I'm not saying ur a who*e or any thang I'm just saying you have had more balls in ur mouth then hungry hungry hippo. — Unknowen
I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one. — Thegr81
Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month — Sheryne Brooks
Flashing lights, going back to the time, playing games in the street, kicking balls at my feet, theres a numb in my toes standing close… — One Direction
I wonder if there will be a day where I will cross my arm with yours, lean on your back, cuddle ur waist in happiness,… — Jibril Bello
Fuck beating around the Bush! If SEX is all you want make that shit CLEAR, If you want a RELATIONSHIP make that shit CLEAR, If… — Tequila Lopez
So what if I piss people off for speaking my mind, It's called standing up for what you believe in when nobody else has the… — Nishan Panwar
Ohh how I want to cut of your balls, and feed them to the dogs. I stopped wanking because of you. you are a liar… — The Bla Bla Family

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