Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead — Beavis And Butthead
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France. — Bo Burnham
Wrapped in my sweaty balls , that's why I'm flying high you wanna take a lick, trick , taste it good life... — Kottonmouth Kings
My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls! — Queen Elizabeth II
Sometimes you just gotta take shit as it is; grow some balls and deal with the conciquences hoe. — Luuluu
The older you get the more boring you get so live life to the fullest. grow some balls and take life by the horns — Luuluu
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. — Eric Cartman
How would you like to suck my balls? — Eric Cartman
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. — Eric Cartman
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude. — Eric Cartman
Beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls. — Kanye West
All I have in this world is my word and my balls — Al Pacino
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. — Will Ferrell
If u have the balls to talk behind my back have the guts to come and say it to my face. — Lola Cruz
Sometimes life is going to hand us all challenges...My new motto is grow some balls and a hairy chest and fight through it! If you… — Markesa Yeager
Fuck you all!!! Eat my balls!... Forgot to clean 'em tho' ;) — Trey Songz
I hate when people talk about their probelms with you liking there boyfriend, to everyone in the world that they know Then have to hear… — Selena Jones
When life brings you down grab it by the balls and lead it the right direction — Jordan And Helga
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one! — Tony Montana
Beep! Beep! Bitch back it up. I put my balls on the table, tell her rack em up. — Ludacris

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