Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

We had to adjust and threw a few more rise balls and curves but it worked. — Cat Osterman
I like to think there are a lot of balls in the air, and the kids are not one that I choose to drop. They… — Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Red candy is my favorite - I like red string licorice, Swedish Fish, and red gum balls. — Dylan Lauren
Politics: the art of keeping as many balls as possible up in the air at one time - while protecting your own. — Sam Attlesey
I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got $2,100 a… — Casey Stengel
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls.… — Casey Stengel
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload… — Mitch Hedberg
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had… — Billy Connolly
Forasmuch as there is great noise in the city caused by hustling over large balls, from which many evils may arise, which God forbid, we… — Cities
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
SMART MAY HAVE THE BRAINS BUT STUPID MAY HAVE THE BALLS — Yo-chica15(:
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older the MEN grow,the… — Jamsta E Ngugz
Why can't my death come soon, my life is falling to pieces and heart has been broken too many times...i don't see the point of… — Crystal
U know wat adminzzz ur startin to really piss me off, ok u already taken down one of my picture quotes, OOPS I'm sorry u… — WTF IS UR PROBLEM DUDE
Green-red balls hang on every branch,Reindeers come out, out of their ranch. Eight months ago I rode that plane,You couldnt come with me, such a… — Rdvillaflores
Bitch like forreal you aint got the balls to talk to my friends bf, I would kill your stupid ass cunt hooker face! — Blondie:)
If everybody lies and you are not, then there is no one who have balls to tell you are better. — Erdem Gezer
Having a vagina doesn't Stop me from Believing that my Balls are bigger Then yours!!! — Any
If you have something negative to say about me, grow a pair of balls and say it to my face. If you can't, shut your… — Sarah Moores
Check your balls before you step me! — Erdem Gezer

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