"Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now……" — Billy Connolly
"Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'"
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
— Arthur Ashe
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I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
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It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
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A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing…
— Clara Barton
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Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.
— Max Beerbohm
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Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
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It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.
— Larry Bird
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