Balls Quotes

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So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh… — Vegeta
I'd been playing in bands for something like seven years at this point. And we were always trying to get ahead, trying to rehearse and… — Aerosmith
Haters suck my balls, two time, I never say goodbye because Im on mine, All my life, wanna do something major, Now every little thing… — Kid Cudi
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. — ACDC
He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all. — ACDC
Haters suck my balls — Kid Cudi
Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below. — Samantha Jones
Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread. — Nick Swardson
Bitch I'm down with No Limit, I'll ride for the cause I'm the nigga on the tank with the big fuckin balls. — C Murder
I'm interviewing Ryan Ross, bro. Stop busting my balls. — Gabe Saporta
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You, suck my balls. Two times! -Ken — Pineapple Express
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for… — RJ Berger
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. — Zoolander
Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls. -Tommy DeVito — Goodfellas
He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first… — Chelsea Handler
I remember hearing Great Balls of Fire as a tiny little kid and thinking it was the coolest thing I'd ever heard in the entire… — Hayley Williams

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