Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

; Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your going to take a stab at… — Brittany Marcum
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me, at… — Brii Ann
Well yesterday I was shooting hoops with my friends then we just started goofing off when we tried to shoot so I tried making a… — Michael Country
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 6x To the window, to the… — LIL JON Feat YING YANG TWINS
People get off my balls I'm not the same person leave me alone and idc if you're sad go eat shit I can careless this… — Unkown
When life throws curve balls at you, do not try to dodge them. They are meant to hit you, to mould you and to shape… — Zainab Hussain
Holy ball sac XD — Patience
Holly balls if you got balls to where these out in public you got swag XD — Patienc
The bad moment when ur scratching ur balls and the teacher chooses that moment to call on u and the whole class [that pays attention]… — Michael Country
Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the… — She's_gone
Went too cedar point today! :I oh lordy CX so many fuckin flips .-. haha and my dad, and my mom was to pussy to… — Patience
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's swallowed more balls than Mrs. Pacman. — Patience
Sometimes dodging the curve balls that life brings sounds better than taking the next move. Everything happens for a reason; it makes us who we… — Olga Garcia
God throws curve balls. Don't miss them because they are for you; these are your opportunities to show you can succeed. — Jhiess Krieg
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I can sit down… — Green Monk
You wonder how I do it, well there is no special trick about it. The magic is in my big and sexy eyes balls. I… — Fola Ajibade
I can show you why you hate me. But I'd rather show you why you'll love me. Balls in your court. — Jhiess Krieg
I keep waiting for a man who has more balls than I do. — Jhiess Krieg
Magazines and advertising are flogging the idea that you have to keep changing things and get something new. I think that's balls - evil. But… — Robin Day

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