Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

I cant believe I've missed this sport. Its all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — KA Mitchell
There once was a man whose balls were made of brass, in stormy weather, they clang together, and sparks flew out his a$$. — Movie
Niggas don't even go to the Doctor no more.. They go to GOOGLE! Google said these bumps on my balls will go away in 3… — MLY AB
Whos the biggest hoe? Pac Woman she has been swallowing balls for 25 cents for years now. — Kevin McCarty
Nature centres into balls, And her proud ephemerals, Fast to surface and outside, Scan the profile of the sphere; Knew they what that signified, A… — Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Swag stands for: secretly we are gay. so those people that say I have swag.. isnt a man but still yet a boy that needs… — Megannn(:
You know you've had a bad day when a kick in the balls is an improvement — Kevin Redden
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Ritu Ghatourey
When I was a kid Pussy meant a Cat,Sex meant Gender,Bitch was a female dog, Dick was a name of a cartoon film,Bang was a… — Aashi
I cant breathe breathe in these skinny jeans . Sincerely your Balls — Jamario Jackson
I'm not rude I just speak what everyone else doesn't have the balls to say. — Tamika-leeigh
Six inch pumps, play with his balls dunks. Ball head yep, don't want no Forrest Gumps. — Nicki Minaj
Wait a God damn second. I'm tripping balls, David Beckham. — Tyler The Creator
Sound guy just told me my voice 'has balls.'Be still my heart. — Olivia Wilde
Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't try to hug me with one hand when you're hiding a knife in the other. If you're gonna take a stab me, have the… — Kylee
A lots of people think international relationship is like game of CHESS,,, where the people sit quite,,, and think of there strategy,,, taking there time… — Ejazz143
Your girlfriend down on both knees, she catch more balls than a goalie. — Juicy J
A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls and suck you… — Nikhil Saluja
Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always come back for… — Nikhil Saluja

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