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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I try to eat on the healthier side, but baked goods are hard to resist. I just love sweet things.
— Lindsey Vonn
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Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the…
— Erma Bombeck
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For years now I have run a kitchen-sink punk salon in my house, called Salon du Gay. In the early days, people…
— Beth Ditto
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The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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She's no lady. Her songs are all unbelievably unhappy or lewd. It's called Blues. She sings about sore feet, sexual relations, baked…
— Ann-Marie MacDonald
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I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and…
— Jennifer Weiner
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Peeta smiles and douses Haymitch's knife in white liquor from a bottle on the floor. He wipes the blade clean on his…
— Suzanne Collins
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While eating gluten-free may help you lose weight initially because it eliminates baked goods, one has to be smart when choosing replacement…
— Marcus Samuelsson
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I live with fellow speed skaters and National Team members Heather Richardson, Sugar Todd and Mitch Whitmore, and Sugar lives up to…
— Brittany Bowe
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