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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose…
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Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose…
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
— Will Rogers
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west…
— Groucho Marx
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I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with…
— Janet Evanovich
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I love to bake. I like to bake with wheat and try not to eat sugar, so I use applesauce instead, which…
— Brenda Song
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Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose…
— Natalie Goldberg
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Politics is applesauce.
— Will Rogers
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Your mind has turned to applesauce.
— Steely Dan
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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;
— Nikhil Saluja
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