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• The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Unknown Author
• I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when… — A A Milne
• The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from… — Henry Ward Beecher
• The pie should be eaten "while it is yet florescent, white or creamy yellow, with the merest drip of candied juice along… — Henry Ward Beecher
• I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater. — Laura Benanti
• Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple… — L. J. Smith
• A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when… — Francesca Lia Block
• The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind… — Lilith Saintcrow

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