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- The question is absurd: when you ask, 'If God is both all good and all powerful, why then does He allow suffering?', what you are…
- I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
- My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
- I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of…
- In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
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- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- It's no accident, I think, that tennis uses the language of life. Advantage, service, fault, break, love, the basic elements of tennis… — Andre Agassi
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello