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• Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
• Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
• Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
• Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
• Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.
• Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.
• Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
• Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
• Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
• Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
• Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
• Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski

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