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Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the… — Conan O'Brien
When I finished my college education my agent said to me …'The key to beauty is to be always educating yourself, always… — Cheryl Tiegs
I wanted to go to New York and be a stage actress, doing things like Chekhov. None of that happened, and then… — Rachael Harris
My agent sent me the script and I loved it. I wondered how they would turn me into a chimp. My agent… — Kim Hunter
My agent said, 'Jerry, Dancing With the Stars - they want you on there.' I said, 'Ain't no way. I'm not going… — Jerry Rice
My agent said, 'You aren't good enough for movies.' I said, 'You're fired. — Sally Field
My agent said that I was one of the top three busiest people in the country. — Casey Kasem
An agent said he didn't know what to do with me, I wouldn't be able to play any parts but lesbians and… — Allison Janney
My agent said to me five years ago, 'Hugh, I can see one day you... if I had to plan a goal… — Hugh Jackman

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