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- If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.
- I can tell approximate weight of a girl by going through her Instagram account.
- Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral.
- Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
- LOVE, The only game that is never called on account of darkness;
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.
- I don't have a twitter account. A twitter account have me.
- Dear locked account users, who hurt you?
- If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron.
- When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!?
- No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account
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