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- If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
- I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
- If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
- Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
- My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.
- That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was…
- When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my…
- Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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- The most deeply personal of my works are the non-fiction works, the autobiographical works, because there, I'm talking about myself very directly. — Paul Auster
- There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
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