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- Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the…
- If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
- And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
- If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
- Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it…
- That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was…
- As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.
- If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
- You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
- You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.
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