"If you keep yourself alive and current, funny…" — Alan King
"If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny."
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42 Quotes by Alan King
Alan King has 42 quotes on this site.
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how…
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't…
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make…
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As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and…
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy.…
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I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early…
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
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There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the…
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No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were…
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe,…
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I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
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The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up…
— Michele Bachmann
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and…
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It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me…
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I tried to keep both arts alive, but the camera won. I found that while the camera does not express…
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
— Travis Barker
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then…
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I…
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