"When I was in the hospital they gave……" — Alan King

"When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted."

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With an apple I will astonish Paris. — Paul Cezanne
Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. — Frank A. Clark
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