"Everything my mother made had to cook for……" — Alan King
"Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank."
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42 Quotes by Alan King
Alan King has 42 quotes on this site.
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how…
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't…
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make…
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As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and…
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I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early…
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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More Balls Quotes
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Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.
— Arthur Ashe
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
— Arthur Ashe
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I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for…
— Rowan Atkinson
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It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!
— Ernie Banks
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
— Dave Barry
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A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing…
— Clara Barton
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Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.
— Max Beerbohm
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Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
— Yogi Berra
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Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take…
— Larry Bird
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It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer.
— Larry Bird
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