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Elayne Boosler has 80 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas…
— Elayne Boosler
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Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare…
— Deacon Jones
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About forty percent of the people vote Democrat. About forty percent vote Republican. Of those eighty percent, most wouldn't change their votes…
— Tom Clancy
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Public agency is emergent, and the ability of the public to literally put any bank or corporation out of business overnight is…
— Robert David Steele
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For example, a man who might not have enormous charisma, who could be president 40 years ago, and who was a deserving…
— Sydney Pollack
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Abe Lincoln died because he stood for liberty and truth.
— Don Cornell
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If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.
— Dick Gregory
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Abe Lincoln is my favorite president of all time - and he pulls off that top hat pretty well.
— Ryan Lochte
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I've known rivers: I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human blood in human veins. My…
— Langston Hughes
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My caveman. It was going to be Abe Lincoln, but, that didn't work out. XD
— Christopher Timmerman
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