Drink Quote by Casey Stengel

I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding.…

— Josh Blue

One night, I went out with my teammates. I don't drink alcohol, so I wasn't drinking. This girl walked up to me; she was…

— Joel Embiid

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I…

— Charlaine Harris

“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google…

— Harper Sloan

“I ordered a pitcher of beer,” Morelli said. “Hope that’s okay.” “It’s perfect. I need it now.” Morelli whistled through his teeth, and everyone…

— Janet Evanovich

“Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People around here…

— Mo Yan

“For the first time in my life, I said the words, “I need a drink.”

— Cristina Marrero

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

— Henny Youngman

I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of…

— Laurel Aitken

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking

— Anne Enright

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and…

— Winston Churchill

Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. I was recognized, but…

— Eliza Dushku