Alcohol Quote by Caitlin Moran

“If that kid turned out to be a loser, it’s his own fault. We all make choices. When you grew up, you made the…

— Pam Logan

“all my parents do is drink. They hate me. Do you know what it's like waking up every morning knowing you're not good enough?…

— Ben Mikaelsen

“Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even when we…

— Raymond Carver

“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”

— Shemp Howard

“Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the pieces afterward and trying to make up reasons…

— Joe Schreiber

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

“If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink. Good friends, good times, or being dry, or lest…

— Thomas Jefferson

“Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets…

— Criss Jami

“father’s drinking—did I mention that?”

— Christina Baker Kline

“My parents...well, they mostly just drink and disappear. That's kinda what they're good at.”

— Moïra Fowley-Doyle

“My problem was not only drinking; it was selfishness. The booze was leading me to put myself ahead of others, especially my family. I…

— George W. Bush

“Trust this: drinking until you go away from the world only wastes moments of your life. All that time is lost. And time and…

— Damon Suede