You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When my children say, 'In the future, Mummy, will things get better or worse for humanity?' I say: 'Who knows, since Amy… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it’s time for women to finally stop being secretive about their vices and start treating them like all other addicts treat… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I was brought up in the '80s. I was born in 1975. So by the time I got to 10 and I… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The problem that we have is thinking there's only one kind of feminist, and that she's politically correct and right on at… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Every time you read a book that is worth anything, the author has put everything they know into that book, so when… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Every time your heart gets broken, breathe deep – it grows bigger as it mends. Imagine each line of red scar tissue… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Jesus, I'm sorry. I have wasted your time with a fake deal. I acknowledge that this means you are of the case,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I have a rule of thumb that allows me to judge, when times is pressing and one needs to make a snap… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The real problem here is that we’re all dying. All of us. Every day the cells weaken and the fibres stretch and… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang. In all the aeons we have lost nothing,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“As it turned out, almost every notion I had on my 13th birthday about my future turned out to be a total… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
If you come from a working-class background, you can't afford to write full time, because you're just not being paid. Basically, all… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“So. Yes. We're all dying. We're all crumbling into the void, one cell at a time. We are disintegrating like sugar cubes… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I personally have a cunt. Sometimes it's 'flaps' or 'twat', but most of the time, it's my cunt. Cunt is a proper,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Bármilyen idiótának, aki azt kérdezi: „Feminista vagy? Akkor elégeted a melltartóidat, mi? HE? Melltartókat égetsz, te feminista?” – szép nyugodtan így kell válaszolni: „Ostoba.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all these problems… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us to stand… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The more women argue, loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“But if there is to be a fifth wave of feminism, I would hope that the main thing that distinguishes it from all that… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone? — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's amazing if… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
