I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Please wait for me. Don't have all the fun now. Don't fill up on other people who aren't me. Don't ruin your… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I am in love, and he's the one. Obviously I thought the one before him was the one and the one before… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
There's something so free about being a fan and being enthusiastic about stuff - you attract all the other people who are… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Jesus, I'm sorry. I have wasted your time with a fake deal. I acknowledge that this means you are of the case,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You, in turn, observe yourself from a distance, simply astonished by the quantities of love you manufacture. It is endless. Your adoration… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Bármilyen idiótának, aki azt kérdezi: „Feminista vagy? Akkor elégeted a melltartóidat, mi? HE? Melltartókat égetsz, te feminista?” – szép nyugodtan így kell válaszolni: „Ostoba.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, as well?’… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You wanted to become a doctor to help people and feel better at the end of your job, I think, watching them, as the… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all these problems… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The doughy-faced woman has been forced to sit on the sidelines of culture for too long, and it's now time for us to stand… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The more women argue, loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“...it's technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“But if there is to be a fifth wave of feminism, I would hope that the main thing that distinguishes it from all that… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone? — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's amazing if… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
