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“Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?” quote by Bob Saget — Download Open image

“Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?”

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