Happens Quote by Bob Newhart
“A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up routine, Comedy Album, 1975
A collision occurs when two drivers compete for the same pedestrian, highlighting absurd competition
In simple terms: Two drivers fighting over one pedestrian causes a crash
Key Takeaway
Avoid competing for the same target
Themes
absurdity
competition
traffic safety
Mood
witty
critical
Type
comedic
observational
When to use this quote
- Road safety campaigns
- traffic planning
- conflict resolution
Key Concepts
Irony
social commentary
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this say about human rivalry?
- How can we design safer shared spaces?
A Different Perspective
Real‑world collisions involve many factors beyond competition
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