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“Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.” quote by Bo Burnham — Download Open image

“Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.”

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