Hippo Quote by Bill Engvall Download Open image “I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.” — Bill Engvall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hippo Knows People Two
Hippos kill more people in Africa annually than any other wild animal. — George Ayittey Copy Share Image
I respect hippos. They just look the way they do; they can't do anything about it, but they don't seem bothered. — Laura Mvula Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
“Back in the kitchen, Mummy was trying to make her [knitted] hippo stand up on the table. I had to swallow a gasp of… — Hester Browne Copy Share Image
I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it. — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
Statistically there's only one crocodile-related human fatality per year in the whole of Australia. — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and a man… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I go 'what is it?' And she goes 'we're going on a shark feeding frenzy!' Okay, wait... we're in a boat looking down in… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Curled up at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster I'd seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Hippos kill more people in Africa annually than any other wild animal. — George Ayittey Copy Share Image
The fact is that philosophy has been a decisive source of inspiration in all the great crises that Europe has faced. It has been… — Roberto Esposito Copy Share Image
I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the… — Marat Safin Copy Share Image
“I am she who lifts the mountains When she goes to hunt, Who wears mamba for a headband And a lion for a belt.… — Nancy Farmer Copy Share Image
We wandered the halls of an infinite magic nursing home, led by a hippo nurse with a torch. Really, just an ordinary night for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I asked the whole frame of the world about my God; and he answered, I am not He, but He made me. — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
