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“I believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride. From a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don't wanna climb on that.”

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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

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Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

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Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for…

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I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only…

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I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.

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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of…

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God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.

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Remember: Greed is a bad color on a person.

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I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,…

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I don't really like too much credit. I know nobody's going to believe this, but I'd rather be able to score goals and nobody…

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“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart…

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Never underestimate the power of the human mind to believe what it wants to believe, no matter the conflicting evidence.

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