Fart Quote by Bianca Ku

Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.

— Anonymous

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

“I'm out of the room in the next instant, like a man wanting breath, after suffocating through the horror of a burrito eating obese…

— Nix Banner

“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355”

— Keith Bradford

“There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.”

— Christina Lauren

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha