Example Quote by Aziz Ansari

Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

— Aziz Ansari

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting…

— Aziz Ansari

Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday.

— Aziz Ansari

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well…

— Aziz Ansari

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't,…

— Aziz Ansari

You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You…

— Aziz Ansari

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the…

— Aziz Ansari

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial…

— Aziz Ansari

“Rather than compare actual jobs, with their various pros and cons, in their minds they wound up selecting the features of each particular job…

— Aziz Ansari

“Yale sociologist John Ellsworth Jr. said after a study of marriage patterns in Simsbury, Connecticut (population 3,941): “People will go as far as they…

— Aziz Ansari

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever…

— Aziz Ansari