All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH ! Death
- There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Bad
- Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was… Best
- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right. All
- It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort… Called
- Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the… All
- Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest… Bottle
- Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the… All
- At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe. Bewildered
- Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. Along
- A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white… Amount
- Things have no power that humans don't put there. Honesty
- She was not, herself, hugely in favour of motherhood in general. Obviously it was necessary, but it wasn't exactly difficult. Even cats managed it. But… Acted
- Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic… Amount
- Fantasy doesn't have to be fantastic. American writers in particular find this much harder to grasp. You need to have your feet on the ground… Added
- Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the… Air
- Balance. It was all about balance. That had been one of the first things that she had learned: the centre of the seesaw has neither… All
- But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight… Anywhere
- What's the orbital velocity of the moon? Inspirational
- Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot. Cucumber
- I know it's a very human thing to say 'Is there anything I can do,' but in this case I would only entertain offers from… Brain
- Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course. Great
- You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol. Cause
- Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy. Animal
- Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean… Anything Wrong