All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Winners never talk about glorious victories. Thats because they're the ones who see what the battle field looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who… Afterwards
- I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance. Achieve
- He never pays attention, he always knows the answer, and he can never tell you how he knows. We can't keep thrashing him. He is… Always Knows
- I taught myself more in the library than school taught me. Inspirational
- Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills. Abhors
- SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION,… Better
- Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY. Believe
- It takes a special kind of person to fight back. Fight
- Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out. Every Sane
- The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid. Bloody
- It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I… Alzheimer
- Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of… Afterwards
- The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. Alzheimer
- As far as I'm concerned, I'm a writer who's writing books, and therefore, I don't want to die. You'd miss the end of the book,… Book
- By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of… Beginning
- Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one. Another One
- I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them. Clear
- Anyway, just because you're sworn enemies doesn't mean you can't be friends, does it? Doe
- I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord… Activities
- The harder I work, the luckier I become. Funny
- Just because you've got a mind like a hammer doesn't mean you have to treat everyone else like a nail Else Like
- The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf Quimby II as Patrician of Ankh-Morpork some legislation… Accurate
- And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot… Actual
- Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them.… Ever See
- Real education happens when you pick up a fact here, and another fact there, and put them together and get an insight. Another Fact