"The best thing I ever did with my……" — Terry Pratchett

"The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's."

— Terry Pratchett

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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
Things have no power that humans don't put there.

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More Alzheimer Quotes

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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind… — Scott Adams
I gave three years of my life to take care of my dying mother who had Alzheimer's disease. Being there… — Melody Beattie
I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm… — Jo Brand
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's… — George Carlin
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never… — Joan Rivers
Even slight elevations in blood sugar have been shown to increase the risk of Alzheimer's disease. — David Perlmutter
I want to tell you how much I miss my mother. Bits of her are still there. I miss her… — Candy Crowley
I do mean this - I had the good fortune of being around a number of Alzheimer's patients in the… — James Rebhorn
I have a particular passion and focus on Alzheimer's and diseases of dementia. There's just so much scientifically that we… — Miles D. White
I am committed to helping Alzheimer's Society in any way I can. My family and I rely on the help… — Carey Mulligan
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's — Jerry Stiller
If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. — Joanne Fluke

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