All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Either all days are holy or none are. All
- Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true. Inspirational
- Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough, to tell you the truth. Forever
- I know three people who have got better after a brain tumour. I haven't heard of anyone who's got better from Alzheimer's. Alzheimer
- Sooner or later we're all someone's dog. All
- You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened… Betrayal
- Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. Allowed
- Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself. Evolution
- Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. Any
- Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. Disagree
- What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference. Day
- Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. Dickens
- Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of… Build
- In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Ancient
- Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there… Always Got
- It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart.… Alone
- The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Acceptance
- Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. Exclamation
- Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. Dream
- Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I… Anywhere
- It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. Called
- He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.' All
- They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. Bad
- In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Beginning
- It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing. Funny