All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice. Choice
- We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience Any
- I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted. Deeply
- Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber. Caliber
- Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits. Bits
- In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid. Artist
- Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned. All
- The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant. Elephant
- A bad hunter chases. A good hunter waits. Bad
- Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor. Advisor
- Things just happen. What the hell. Funny
- The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week? Catch
- Given enough coffee I could rule the world Coffee
- Technically, the city of Ankh-Morpork is a Tyranny, which is not always the same thing as a monarchy, and in fact even the post of… Age
- Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals… Always Smile
- The space between the young reader’s eyeballs and the printed page is a holy place and officialdom should trample all over it at their peril.’ All
- In fact, very few people on the face of the planet know that the very shape of the M25 forms the sigil *odegra* in the… Ancient
- I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about. All
- Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about genetics, you might… Adversaries
- Nothing but dust and fundamentalists. Dust
- What's money interested in? More money. Funny
- But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise… Course
- An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of… Ancient
- Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned,… Always Claimed
- I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out. Crossed