"Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and……" — Terry Pratchett
"Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity.""
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Terry Pratchett
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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